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杀毒软件--外星人语言版本

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发表于 2009-5-28 20:55:28 |只看该作者
release notes 尤其赞
You can install Klingon Anti-Virus on most computers running
Microsoft Windows (Windows XP/2000/2003/Vista including 64 bit,
Duotronic and M-Series Multitronic versions) that satisfy the
system requirements, with the following exceptions:
* do not install on a computer where Sophos Anti-Virus is
already installed
* it is recommended that you do not install it on a server,
because when you remove the tool, you must reboot the computer.
* it is recommended that you do not install it on Androids fitted
positronic emotion-chips because when you remove the tool, the
reboot may trigger a psychotic episode
* please note this software is not compatible with the version of
Microsoft .NET Framework (build 7 of version 9.0) used by Borg
assimilation routines
* Isolinear and Bioneural systems are not supported in this release
* due to the current scarcity of 23rd and 24th Century test systems
we are unable to fully substantiate the above claims
Once you have installed the tool, right-click on the shield icon in the
task bar, open Klingon Anti-Virus, and click 'De'wI'wIj Hotlh' (Scan My
Computer). This will initiate a background scan of your local disks.
Known problems
* (CL 43125.8) Klingon Anti-Virus is unable to remove Rogue Nanites from
the central core. To remove establish negotiation using Android or
system running OS X 10.6 and deposit on nearest uninhabited moon
* (CL 41209.2) Klingon Anti-Virus is unable to remove the Tsiolkovsky
Polywater Virus from carbon units (including near-simulations running on
positronic hardware). Please report to the medical bay immediately.
* (CL 42609.1) Klingon Anti-Virus cannot detect or remove Iconian
Root-kits without a clean boot from an uninfected device.

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发表于 2009-5-28 22:13:54 |只看该作者
很遗憾,飞船上的电脑系统不是基于人类的x86、Power、UltraSPARC、MIPS的;也不用Unix,Solaris,Linux等系统,更加不会用windows,所以这套杀毒软件.......
这个做事风格一看就知道是美国人......奥巴马总统貌似也送过布朗首相一堆在英国不能播的DVD.....

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发表于 2009-5-28 23:32:19 |只看该作者
为什么我记得sophos是英国公司..

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发表于 2009-5-28 23:59:53 |只看该作者
它好还是小红伞好呢?

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发表于 2009-5-29 01:18:16 |只看该作者
外星人:哦,天啊,这个杀毒软件也太落后了。

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发表于 2009-5-29 02:36:41 |只看该作者
那中国送给他一台全区DVD播放机吧

22
发表于 2009-5-29 05:13:35 |只看该作者
咋么不给俺们火星人发布一个咧?

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发表于 2009-5-29 06:31:59 |只看该作者
火星人来顶贴~

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发表于 2009-5-29 07:50:34 |只看该作者
嘿头儿,我们中了小鸡鸡~

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发表于 2009-5-29 10:27:50 |只看该作者
呃,熊猫烧香,这图很绝啊…………
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